Jessica Simpson Said 'Family First' and Spent Thanksgiving with Her Estranged Husband Because That's Not Awkward At All 💀
Jessica Simpson really said 'we're separated but make it cordial' and had Thanksgiving dinner with her estranged hubby. The vibes? Questionable.
Jessica Simpson’s Thanksgiving Was Giving ‘It’s Complicated’ Energy
Okay bestie, let me paint you a picture that’s absolutely sending me. Jessica Simpson told TMZ that she obviously spent Thanksgiving with her estranged husband Eric Johnson at her mom Tina’s house because apparently that’s totally normal behavior?
Like girl, no cap, I can barely handle family dinner without drama and you’re out here adding your soon-to-be-ex to the mix? The audacity is honestly iconic.
When ‘Family First’ Hits Different
Jessica really understood the assignment when she said ‘family first’ about the whole situation. Look, I lowkey respect the commitment to keeping things chill for their three kids, but highkey this sounds like the plot of a Hallmark movie that nobody asked for.
The couple announced their separation back in January (RIP to that era) but apparently they’re still doing the whole co-parenting thing without making it weird. Well, weirder than it already is, fr fr.
The Group Chat Is BUZZING
Imagine being the fly on the wall at Tina’s house watching this unfold 💀 Like what’s the seating arrangement? Who’s carving the turkey? Are we pretending everything’s fine or are we acknowledging the elephant in the room?
Jessica’s really out here giving main character energy by making Thanksgiving dinner sound like a social experiment. Honestly though, if they can pull off a peaceful holiday meal while separated, they’re stronger than most couples who are actually together.
That’s tea, and I’m here for it…
I guess?
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